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Cruchot & Co Cruchot & Co, le forum 2005-02-04T21:30:29+02:00 http://www.defunes.net/feed.php?f=4&t=2428 2005-02-04T21:30:29+02:00 2005-02-04T21:30:29+02:00 http://www.defunes.net/viewtopic.php?t=2428&p=13575#p13575 <![CDATA[Répliques cultes]]> Statistiques: Publié par Invité — 04/02/05 21:30


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2005-02-04T20:44:05+02:00 2005-02-04T20:44:05+02:00 http://www.defunes.net/viewtopic.php?t=2428&p=13574#p13574 <![CDATA[Re: Répliques cultes]]> Statistiques: Publié par Pierre — 04/02/05 20:44


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2005-02-04T17:27:46+02:00 2005-02-04T17:27:46+02:00 http://www.defunes.net/viewtopic.php?t=2428&p=13566#p13566 <![CDATA[Répliques cultes]]> :lol: :lol: :lol:

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2005-02-04T17:26:20+02:00 2005-02-04T17:26:20+02:00 http://www.defunes.net/viewtopic.php?t=2428&p=13564#p13564 <![CDATA[Répliques cultes]]> ...2005 lol

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2004-08-15T11:28:54+02:00 2004-08-15T11:28:54+02:00 http://www.defunes.net/viewtopic.php?t=2428&p=10329#p10329 <![CDATA[vola les reponses...]]> Statistiques: Publié par reves54 — 15/08/04 11:28


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2004-08-03T09:23:59+02:00 2004-08-03T09:23:59+02:00 http://www.defunes.net/viewtopic.php?t=2428&p=10251#p10251 <![CDATA[Répliques cultes]]>

hi ho hi ho, ça c'est du bon boulot 8) :D 8)

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2004-08-02T11:56:45+02:00 2004-08-02T11:56:45+02:00 http://www.defunes.net/viewtopic.php?t=2428&p=10250#p10250 <![CDATA[Répliques cultes]]> Statistiques: Publié par Stephane — 02/08/04 11:56


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2004-08-02T10:04:28+02:00 2004-08-02T10:04:28+02:00 http://www.defunes.net/viewtopic.php?t=2428&p=10248#p10248 <![CDATA[Répliques cultes]]>

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2004-07-24T07:58:20+02:00 2004-07-24T07:58:20+02:00 http://www.defunes.net/viewtopic.php?t=2428&p=10182#p10182 <![CDATA[Répliques cultes]]> :D :D :D :D

Le gendarme et les extra terrestres :

Personnages présents dans la scène = Adjudant Gerber ( Michel Galabru )
- Cruchot ( Louis De Funès )


" Cruchot .
- Oui mon adjudant .
- Quel âge vous avez ?
- Euh Mardi mon adjudant !!!
- Non mais je vous demande pas ça je vous demande quel âge vous avez ?
- Ah !! ............................................................
- Quoi ................ mais vous vous foutez de moi . Quel âge vous avez ? Vous répondez c'est tout !!!!!!!!!
- Ah !!!!! ...........................................................
- Oui bah vous paraissez nettement le double.
- Mais que vous êtes joli mon adjudant que vous me semblez beau . Sans mentir si ............................................................................. "


Bonne chance et à + .

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2004-07-23T21:55:13+02:00 2004-07-23T21:55:13+02:00 http://www.defunes.net/viewtopic.php?t=2428&p=10179#p10179 <![CDATA[Répliques cultes]]> Je sais pas si vous êtes du même avis que moi mais pour moi Louis De Funès est le plus grand acteur comique de l'histoire du cinéma . J'ai 16 ans demain mais je suis depuis environ 10 ans sous le charme de ce "grand " monsieur (ironique) :lol: :lol: :lol:
Il ne se passe pas 1 journée sans que je regarde un film de De Funès . Je recherche en ce moment même quelqu'un de ses plus anciens films car je suis collectionneur .

A présent quelque répliques cultes de ses + grands chef d'oeuvres,simplement pour voir si vous êtes incollables :


Les aventures de Rabbi Jacob :

"Mais enfin pourquoi Farès savait que nous étions dans la synagogue ?
- Parceque monsieur lui a tout dit au téléphone .
- C'est au commissaire que j'ai tout dit !!!
- Votre commissaire,monsieur, c'était Farès !!!
- Ca alors !!! ..................................................... " .

A vous de jouer je vous réécrirai demain peut être . Ciao bonne soirée .

Statistiques: Publié par Invité — 23/07/04 21:55


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